CorrectionsOpinion ISSUE 49•19 May 11, 2013

The Onion apologizes for its failure to meet the oh-so-high editorial standards of a genius such as yourself. We're so, so sorry.

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Mule Rank

The mule should have been No. 5 instead of No. 12 on our annual animal rankings. The Onion regrets the error.

Blank Paper

Monday’s paper was blank. The Onion apologizes.

Julie

In yesterday’s issue we accidentally wrote “Julie Gallant” in place of every name in every article.