CorrectionsOpinion ISSUE 49•19 May 11, 2013

The Onion apologizes for its failure to meet the oh-so-high editorial standards of a genius such as yourself. We're so, so sorry.

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Last Tuesday, The Onion accidentally printed a photo of a nun feeding an apple to a horse everywhere a photo belonged.

The Birthday Girl

An article yesterday repeatedly referred to Hillary Clinton as “the birthday girl.” This was unprofessional and entirely inaccurate.

Homegrown Terrorism

The headline of Tuesday's article about homegrown terrorism was not as alarmist as it could have been.