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    What You Need To Know About Horse Corking

    Graphical Feature • sports • ISSUE 47•03 • Jan 18, 2011
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    What You Need To Know About Horse Corking
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    The Federation of International Polo has released a report indicating that the Chilean National Team has been corking their horses for the better part of the past decade. This creates a lighter, faster horse more capable of flashing around the polo pitch at lightning speed.

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