What's Up, Dick?
0Vice-President Cheney has spent much of the past several weeks hidden from public view in a secret location, prompting rumors about his status. What do you think?
“Man, if something happens to him, do you realize Bush becomes the vice-president?”
Dom Delavan –
Roofer“He's probably been hiding out in a Nebraska bunker roughly 43 miles northeast of Hastings, allowing him fast access to any location in the U.S. Of course, that's just an uneducated guess.”
Frank Castina –
Truck Driver“You know, Cheney reminds me a lot of my dad. Angry, humorless, dying of heart disease...”
Iris Nelson –
Waitress“The idea of a vice-president maintaining a low profile—it's just too disturbing to process.”
Carla Brodson –
Librarian“Like any U.S. leader, he's where you'd expect him to be: hundreds of miles below the Earth's surface in an impregnable star chamber with top Illuminati officials, charting our fates.”
Todd McKechnie –
Systems Analyst“I strongly suspect the government is pulling a Weekend At Bernie's on us.”
Carl Vinson –
Civil Engineer
