What's Up, Dick?

American VoicesPolitics ISSUE 37•38 Oct 24, 2001

Vice-President Cheney has spent much of the past several weeks hidden from public view in a secret location, prompting rumors about his status. What do you think?

  • “Man, if something happens to him, do you realize Bush becomes the vice-president?”

    Dom Delavan –
    Roofer

  • “He's probably been hiding out in a Nebraska bunker roughly 43 miles northeast of Hastings, allowing him fast access to any location in the U.S. Of course, that's just an uneducated guess.”

    Frank Castina –
    Truck Driver

  • “You know, Cheney reminds me a lot of my dad. Angry, humorless, dying of heart disease...”

    Iris Nelson –
    Waitress

  • “The idea of a vice-president maintaining a low profile—it's just too disturbing to process.”

    Carla Brodson –
    Librarian

  • “Like any U.S. leader, he's where you'd expect him to be: hundreds of miles below the Earth's surface in an impregnable star chamber with top Illuminati officials, charting our fates.”

    Todd McKechnie –
    Systems Analyst

  • “I strongly suspect the government is pulling a Weekend At Bernie's on us.”

    Carl Vinson –
    Civil Engineer

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