Vice-President Cheney has spent much of the past several weeks hidden from public view in a secret location, prompting rumors about his status. What do you think?

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  Man, if something happens to him, do you realize Bush becomes the vice-president?

  Dom Delavan
  Roofer

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  He's probably been hiding out in a Nebraska bunker roughly 43 miles northeast of Hastings, allowing him fast access to any location in the U.S. Of course, that's just an uneducated guess.

  Frank Castina
  Truck Driver

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  You know, Cheney reminds me a lot of my dad. Angry, humorless, dying of heart disease...

  Iris Nelson
  Waitress

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  The idea of a vice-president maintaining a low profile—it's just too disturbing to process.

  Carla Brodson
  Librarian

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  Like any U.S. leader, he's where you'd expect him to be: hundreds of miles below the Earth's surface in an impregnable star chamber with top Illuminati officials, charting our fates.

  Todd McKechnie
  Systems Analyst

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  I strongly suspect the government is pulling a Weekend At Bernie's on us.

  Carl Vinson
  Civil Engineer