American Voices

Whitney Houston To Release Comeback Album

July 21, 2009 | ISSUE 45•30

Arista Records announced that in September pop diva Whitney Houston, singer of the song "I Will Always Love You," will release her first album of new songs in seven years. What do you think?

  • Welcome back, our dear, tea-hued nightingale."

    John Baker
    School Teacher

  • As a reckless American consumer, I plan to buy this album on my credit card and then not have enough money to pay my bill when it comes due."

    Sara Haig
    Unemployed

  • A comeback album? I think not. Redemption is for the weak."

    Jim Watt
    Coal Miner

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