Will Democrats Regain Control?

American Voices

November 7, 2006 | ISSUE 42•44

Democrats are hoping to regain congressional power for the first time in 12 years today. What do you think?

Is that today? Why didn't anybody tell me? I already made plans. Lunch with the crew. Oh well, there's always next year.

Tim Greunwald
Shop Steward
They haven't been in power for 12 years? Then why have I been blaming them for everything?

Laurel Garvey
Salesperson
Guess it's time to take those assless chaps out of cold storage again.

Dan Farrell
Laundromat Attendant

Spanking Doesn't Work

02.09.12 | ISSUE 48•06

A study published in the Canadian Medical Association Journal analyzed two decades of research and found that children who were punished physically became more aggressive over time, while those who weren't became less aggressive.
Smoking Speeds Mental Decline

02.08.12 | ISSUE 48•06

A study published in Archives Of General Psychiatry found that middle-aged men who smoked had diminished cognitive skills, the equivalent of having aged an additional 10 years.
Migrating Whooping Cranes Stall In Alabama

02.07.12 | ISSUE 48•06

Nine whooping cranes that had been following an ultralight aircraft as it guided them on their migratory route stopped when they reached Alabama, 500 miles short of the intended destination.
Florida Millionaire Adopts 42-Year-Old Girlfriend

02.06.12 | ISSUE 48•06

A 48-year-old West Palm Beach millionaire and polo club founder has adopted his 42-year-old girlfriend in an apparent bid to avoid paying out a wrongful death lawsuit.
Should Sugar Be Regulated?

02.03.12 | ISSUE 48•05

In a recent editorial in the journal Nature, researchers from the University of California–San Francisco suggested that as a toxic substance, sugar should be taxed and regulated like alcohol or tobacco.