Will Democrats Regain Control?

American Voices • ISSUE 42•44 • Nov 7, 2006

Democrats are hoping to regain congressional power for the first time in 12 years today. What do you think?

“Is that today? Why didn't anybody tell me? I already made plans. Lunch with the crew. Oh well, there's always next year.”
Tim Greunwald –
Shop Steward
“They haven't been in power for 12 years? Then why have I been blaming them for everything?”
Laurel Garvey –
Salesperson
“Guess it's time to take those assless chaps out of cold storage again.”
Dan Farrell –
Laundromat Attendant

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