Willie Nelson Busted For Pot

American Voices • drugs • ISSUE 42•38 • Sep 21, 2006

Willie Nelson was issued a citation Monday for possession of marijuana and psychedelic mushrooms. What do you think?

“He got caught? Crap. All right, I guess I got to call my other guy.”
Doug Addams –
Button Maker
“You can't arrest Willie Nelson for doing drugs. That's like arresting Aretha Franklin for being fat, or James Brown for any of the various crimes he's committed.”
Terry North –
Osteopath
“That's the difference between marijuana and alcohol: When Willie Nelson was pulled over, he had only nice things to say about Jews.”
Janet Gansburg –
Bond Insurer

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