American Voices

Willie Nelson Busted For Pot

September 21, 2006 | ISSUE 42•38

Willie Nelson was issued a citation Monday for possession of marijuana and psychedelic mushrooms. What do you think?

  • He got caught? Crap. All right, I guess I got to call my other guy.

    Doug Addams
    Button Maker

  • You can't arrest Willie Nelson for doing drugs. That's like arresting Aretha Franklin for being fat, or James Brown for any of the various crimes he's committed.

    Terry North
    Osteopath

  • That's the difference between marijuana and alcohol: When Willie Nelson was pulled over, he had only nice things to say about Jews.

    Janet Gansburg
    Bond Insurer

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