0Last Sunday's op-ed was printed without appropriate permission from its author. The Onion would like to offer an apology to award-winning columnist Thomas Friedman, who apparently has nothing better to do than look up his own articles and get mad about it.
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We're So Sorry
The Onion apologizes for its failure to meet the oh-so-high editorial standards of a genius such as yourself.
Homegrown Terrorism
The headline of Tuesday's article about homegrown terrorism was not as alarmist as it could have been.
You Were Right
After defending Cindy for years, The Onion finally realized she’s no good. You were right.
