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    Women

    Slideshow • women • ISSUE 46•14 • May 11, 2010
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    • Area Woman's Entire Day Ruined By Bangs

      ROCKLAND, DE—Gels, sprays, and pomades all failed to save 26-year-old Heather Telford from a day of pure hell.
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    • Hero Woman Changes In Front Of Open Window

      NEW YORK—Local heroine Emily, the smokin' hot neighbor lady from across the street, was seen selflessly changing her clothes within full view of nearby homes.
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    • Man Finally Put In Charge Of Struggling Feminist Movement

      WASHINGTON—"All the feminist movement needed to do was hire someone who had the balls to do something about this glass ceiling business," new head feminist Peter "Buck" McGowan said.
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    • Area Woman Only Enjoys Miniature Versions Of Things

      MANHATTAN, KS—
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    • Sexy Career Woman To Take Hot Bath After Stressful Day

      NEW YORK—Following a particularly stressful day at her high-powered job, sultry career woman Jessica Barrett, 34, announced Tuesday she would take a hot, steamy bath upon returning to her spacious Manhattan penthouse.
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    • Woman Always Really Excited To Be In Whatever Relationship Status She's Currently In

      KINGSPORT, TN—
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    • Woman Overjoyed By Giant Uterine Parasite

      NEW BRIGHTON, MN—
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    • Female Serial Killer Has To Work Twice As Hard To Achieve Notoriety

      OTSEGO, MI—Like many women who simply want the chance to kill as many victims as possible before being caught, Huxley has faced fierce resistance at every turn.
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    • Totally Hot Chick Also Way Psycho

      ATHENS, GA—Heather Blake, a University of Georgia business major with unbelievably beautiful eyes and a totally killer body, is also way psycho, sources close to the popular 21-year-old reported Monday.
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    • First-Time Novelist Constantly Asking Wife What It's Like To Be A Woman

      SAN JOSE, CA—Claims adjuster and novice author John Kitner is
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