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John Daly: 'I Lost $1 Million In The Earl Woods Death Pool'
05.11.06 | ISSUE 42•19
A-Rod Asks For Shinier Helmet
04.27.06 | ISSUE 42•17
Dolphin Stadium Installs World's Largest HDTV So Fans Can Watch Some Decent Football
04.20.06 | ISSUE 42•16
2009 Masters Winner Also Given Matching Green Pants
04.16.09 | ISSUE 45•16
Shattered World Records Credited To New Swimsuits
08.06.09 | ISSUE 45•32
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