World To End Saturday

According to Harold Camping, the founder of Family Radio, the world will come to an end on Saturday. What do you think?

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  “Is there anything we can do to speed it up? My mother-in-law is coming Friday! Also, my boss is coming over for dinner that same night!”

  Derrick Kingsley –
  Vitamin Handler

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  “He's probably close to being right. He is 89 years old, after all.”

  Jennifer Dillon –
  Subscriber

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  “Hmm, sounds a little fishy. I'm going to have to hear some Bible passages with extremely vague allusions and see some inscrutable numerology before I believe this.”

  Lisa Grant –
  Orchard Mogul