American Voices

Would-Be Burglar Killed With Sword

September 17, 2009 | ISSUE 45•38

A Johns Hopkins University student used a samurai sword to kill a man who had broken into his home. What do you think?

  • If only those boys had kept a gun in the house, this tragic situation could have been highlighted in an NRA newsletter.

    Gil Pastore
    Dog Walker

  • Maybe my wife will get off my back now about that trebuchet I've got set up in the garage."

    James Levy
    Furrier

  • If the honor of his clan was truly threatened, then the student was justified in slaying his opponent. But if he killed a defenseless man, then he must be prepared to do penance via ritual seppuku.”

    Jan Karuschkat
    Box Maker

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