Would-Be Burglar Killed With Sword

American VoicesLocaldeathvideo gamescrime ISSUE 45•38 Sep 17, 2009

A Johns Hopkins University student used a samurai sword to kill a man who had broken into his home. What do you think?

  • “If only those boys had kept a gun in the house, this tragic situation could have been highlighted in an NRA newsletter.”

    Gil Pastore –
    Dog Walker

  • “Maybe my wife will get off my back now about that trebuchet I've got set up in the garage."”

    James Levy –
    Furrier

  • “If the honor of his clan was truly threatened, then the student was justified in slaying his opponent. But if he killed a defenseless man, then he must be prepared to do penance via ritual seppuku.””

    Jan Karuschkat –
    Box Maker

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