American Voices

Would-Be Ford Assassin Released

August 14, 2009 | ISSUE 45•33

After 34 years in prison, former Manson family member Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme was released from prison today. What do you think?

  • Looks like Ford really dodged a bullet with that death of his a few years back."

    Paul Hart
    Systems Analyst

  • I wish her well, though I have no idea what she will do on the outside. About the only employment she qualifies for is a small acting role in a John Waters film.

    Leah Norton
    Radiologist

  • It's just as Charles predicted. The prophecy of Squeaky’s imprisonment and release were encoded in the Beatles' "Savoy Truffle." Helter Skelter is nearly upon us!"

    Lee Frisco Hudgess
    Drifter

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