CorrectionsOpinion ISSUE 48•40 Oct 6, 2012

Whoa, hold on. Sorry about that—we gave you the wrong directions. Just head east on Reeve St. from here and you’ll run right into the Village Bar. The Onion regrets the error.

More Corrections

Mule Rank

The mule should have been No. 5 instead of No. 12 on our annual animal rankings. The Onion regrets the error.

Blank Paper

Monday’s paper was blank. The Onion apologizes.

Julie

In yesterday’s issue we accidentally wrote “Julie Gallant” in place of every name in every article.