1Whoa, hold on. Sorry about that—we gave you the wrong directions. Just head east on Reeve St. from here and you’ll run right into the Village Bar. The Onion regrets the error.
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Cucumber Mixup
In Monday’s issue, we misspelled “cucumber” as “konkowbar.” We regret the error.
Today's Date
Yesterday’s front page listed the date as June 19, 2013, which can’t be right. No, of course not, unless…unless the time machine ...
Our Pleasure
A recent correction claimed that The Onion regretted an error when, in fact, it took secret pleasure in the error.
