CorrectionsOpinion ISSUE 48•48 Dec 1, 2012

As it turns out, a good 75 percent of the answers we printed to the Regents Integrated Algebra exam were incorrect. The Onion regrets the error.

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Our Pleasure

A recent correction claimed that The Onion regretted an error when, in fact, it took secret pleasure in the error.

Treasure Map

In last Saturday’s Travel section, the compass rose on the treasure map was askew. The Onion regrets the error.

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Last Tuesday, The Onion accidentally printed a photo of a nun feeding an apple to a horse everywhere a photo belonged.