CorrectionsOpinion ISSUE 48•48 Dec 1, 2012

As it turns out, a good 75 percent of the answers we printed to the Regents Integrated Algebra exam were incorrect. The Onion regrets the error.

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In Monday’s issue, we misspelled “cucumber” as “konkowbar.” We regret the error.

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Our Pleasure

A recent correction claimed that The Onion regretted an error when, in fact, it took secret pleasure in the error.