American Voices

W's First Hundred Days

May 2, 2001 | ISSUE 37•16

On Monday, George W. Bush reached the 100-day mark of his presidency. What do you think of the job he's done so far?

  • So much has happened these past 100 days. Let's see, there was the Clinton-pardon thing, the Clinton-furniture thing, the Clinton-in-Harlem thing...

    Alan Choudhury
    Electrician

  • Has it been 100 days already? Wow, it seems like only yesterday that Bush cut off funding for overseas abortion providers.

    Danielle Ormond
    Art Dealer

  • Oh, Christ. I'm supposed to have an opinion on Bush's first 100 days? Geez, I dunno, what all did he do?

    Pete Terrell
    Cab Driver

  • Since Gore really won the election, I've only been following what he's been doing these past 100 days. It hasn't been much.

    Rodger LaPierre
    Systems Analyst

  • Well, he did lower drinking-water standards, revive hostilities with China, and endanger the budget surplus, so I guess that's all good.

    Mary Ellen Bolz
    Guidance Counselor

  • Sixty-three percent of the American people approve of the job Bush is doing. Then again, 98 percent of the American people are fucking morons.

    Rick Dandridge
    Chemical Engineer

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