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Yahoo! Cutting Jobs

January 25, 2008 | ISSUE 44•05

Yahoo!, the popular internet portal site, plans to trim its workforce by 10 to 20 percent at the end of the month. What do you think?

  • The exclamation point they insist on putting at the end of the company name seems so hollow and disingenuous now.

    Marcia Wolstencroft
    Systems Analyst

  • With my luck, they'll probably get rid of the guy who could tell me how to get rid of that goddamn toolbar from my browser.

    Simon Bush
    Cabinet Installer

  • Oh no! Does this mean that dot-com bubble of the '90s is about to burst?

    Dave Schofield
    Wardrobe Consultant

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