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Homosexual Tearfully Admits To Being Governor Of New Jersey
08.18.04 | ISSUE 40•33
Text Message A Bit Curt
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Goth Kid Builds Scary-Ass Birdhouse
08.04.04 | ISSUE 40•31
Nobody Touching Punch At CIA Christmas Party
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Used-Bookstore Owner Rises From Chair
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43-Year-Old With Skateboard Not Fooling Anyone
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