American Voices

Zappos Hacked

January 18, 2012 | ISSUE 48•03

The online shoe retailer Zappos was hacked, leaving much of its customer data compromised. What do you think?

  • That explains the hordes of pissed-off barefooted maniacs in the streets this morning.

    Isabel Manning
    Systems Analyst

  • Huh. I was wondering why it was taking so long to get the shoes I ordered and the $6,000 computer I didn’t.

    Will Pearlman
    Fingerprint Classifier

  • Before anyone asks any questions, yes, I am a man who enjoys purchasing shoes for my wife, and yes, her feet are unconventionally large.

    Cole Rothwell
    Stave-Machine Tender

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