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Biggest Announcements From E3

Each June, E3, or The Electronic Entertainment Expo, hosts game developers showing off their latest products. Here are this year’s most exciting announcements:

‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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Ben Affleck Nominated For Best Friend Of Matt Damon

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Bradley Cooper Racks Up Staggering One Oscar Nominations

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240 Killed In Stampede After Bucketful Of Oscars Just Dumped On Stage

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Daniel Craig Takes Home Pretty Good Actor Award

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'Les Misérables' Takes Home Oscar For Most Sound

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Delusional Man Somehow Thinks He’s Going To Get Oscar Nomination

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Academy To Give Runners-Up Detailed Progress Reports Outlining Where Stars Can Improve

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Months Of Painstaking Practice Critiquing Celebrity Fashion Comes Down To This For Area Woman

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Oscars Attendees Cower In Awe As Disembodied, All-Knowing Voice Proclaims Information About Nominees

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‘Access Hollywood’ Reporter Vows To Get To Very Surface Of Story

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Man Reserving Judgment On Best Actress Nominees Until Looking At All 5 Pictures

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Nation Delighted As Many Famous People In Same Room Together

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Leonardo DiCaprio Hopes He Screamed And Cried Good Enough In ‘The Revenant’ To Win Oscar

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Leonardo DiCaprio Kisses Bear Before Going Up To Receive Oscar

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Leonardo DiCaprio Morphs Back Into Hairy, Overweight Iowan After Finally Receiving Oscar

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