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Scientists Posit Theoretical ‘Productive Weekend’

CAMBRIDGE, MA—Challenging long-accepted scientific convention, a group of leading MIT scientists published a report Thursday positing that, under certain rare and specific conditions, a so-called “productive weekend” is theoretically pos...

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Deciding Vote On Wetlands Preservation Bill Rests With The Littlest Senator
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Senate Ethics Committee To Meet In New Ethics Committee Mansion
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Congress Raises Executive Minimum Wage To $565.15/Hr
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