Derek Jeter: Onion Sports Pays Tribute To The 47th Greatest Yankee

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Derek Jeter: Onion Sports Pays Tribute To The 47th Greatest Yankee

Derek Jeter Announces 2012 Will Be His Final Decent Season
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Yankees Honor Derek Jeter, Retire His Number, Forcibly Remove Him From Stadium
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Derek Jeter Transferred To 60,000 Day DL
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Yankees Warn Eduardo Nunez To Stop Showing Up Derek Jeter By Making Routine Plays At Shortstop
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Derek Jeter Shatters Ankle In 148 Places After Attempting To Take Field
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MRI Reveals Derek Jeter Still Has Couple Shitty Seasons Left In Him
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Derek Jeter Admits He Only Plays The Game The Right Way For The Pussy
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Derek Jeter Just 6 Squib Grounders, Shallow Bloops Away From 3,000 Hits
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Derek Jeter Relieved He Can Go Back To Not Hitting Ball
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Exhausted Derek Jeter Sleeps 20 Hours Straight After 2-Home-Run Game
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Derek Jeter Rejects Move To Outfield By Reminding Yankees That He's Derek Fucking Jeter
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Yankees Re-Sign Popular Mascot Derek Jeter
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Derek Jeter Makes Easy Play Look Easy
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Fan Steals Derek Jeter From Yankee Stadium
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A-Rod Asks Jeter 'Is This Heaven?' While Playing Game Of Catch
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Derek Jeter Honored For Having Fewer Hits Than Harold Baines
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