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Vol 46 Issue 04

Disney Shutters Miramax

The Walt Disney Company is closing down its indie-film arm Miramax, the home of such films as The Piano and Pulp Fiction. What do...
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Technology Unfortunately Allows Distant Friends To Reconnect

WAYNE, PA—Providing them the tools necessary to bridge a gap that both individuals say they were more than willing to maintain indefinitely, sources confirmed Monday that the advent of modern technology has unfortunately allowed distant friends Mere...

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Overweight College Student Announces Plans To Wear Shorts, Sandals For Rest Of Year
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College Freshman Makes Triumphant Return To High School
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Mead Releases New Grad-School-Ruled Notebook
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Ohio State Uses T-Shirt Blaster To Pass Out Diplomas
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Closing Of Homeless Shelter Leaves College-Application-Padding Students With Nowhere To Turn
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Fraternity In Danger Of Losing House Launches Harebrained Scheme To Fix Economy
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Heroic Computer Dies To Save World From Master's Thesis
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No One Cares About Your Girlfriend Back Home
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First Night Of Freedom Spent Alone In Dorm Room
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University Implicated In Checks-For-Degrees Scheme
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