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Vol 46 Issue 04

Disney Shutters Miramax

The Walt Disney Company is closing down its indie-film arm Miramax, the home of such films as The Piano and Pulp Fiction. What do...
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    CHARLOTTE, NC—Kicking off the evening with their customary expression of excitement and camaraderie, a group of friends reportedly consecrated their night out on the town Friday with a ceremonial opening exchange of high-fives.

Higher Education

Overweight College Student Announces Plans To Wear Shorts, Sandals For Rest Of Year
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College Freshman Makes Triumphant Return To High School
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Mead Releases New Grad-School-Ruled Notebook
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Ohio State Uses T-Shirt Blaster To Pass Out Diplomas
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Closing Of Homeless Shelter Leaves College-Application-Padding Students With Nowhere To Turn
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Heroic Computer Dies To Save World From Master's Thesis
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No One Cares About Your Girlfriend Back Home
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