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Keys To The Matchup: Packers vs. Falcons

The NFC Championship Game pits the Atlanta Falcons against the Green Bay Packers for the rare chance to play a meaningful game in Houston. Onion Sports breaks down what each team must do to win.

Strongside/Weakside: Deshaun Watson

After leading his team to victory in the College Football Playoff National Championship, Clemson University quarterback Deshaun Watson announced he would forgo his final year of eligibility and declare for the NFL Draft. Is he any good?

NFL Implements New Court Date Attire Regulations

NEW YORK—Citing players’ responsibility to represent themselves and the league in a professional manner, the NFL announced a new set of regulations Monday governing the attire that players are allowed to wear during court dates.

Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

Report: Look How Big Player Is Next To Sideline Reporter

GREEN BAY, WI—Marveling at the pronounced disparity in size during the postgame interview, sources confirmed Sunday that, Jesus Christ, just look at how big Houston Texans nose tackle Vince Wilfork is next to the CBS sideline reporter.

Best Sports Video Games Of All Time

With titles such as ‘FIFA 17’ and ’NBA 2K17’ expected to be popular gifts this holiday season, Onion Sports looks back on some of the best sports video games of all time.

Strongside/Weakside: Ezekiel Elliott

After becoming only the third player in NFL history to rush for 1,000 yards in his first nine games, Dallas Cowboys rookie running back Ezekiel Elliott is an early candidate for league MVP. Is he any good?

Strongside/Weakside: Theo Epstein

In just five seasons, Chicago Cubs president of baseball operations Theo Epstein assembled a team that is competing for the franchise’s first World Series title since 1908. Is he any good?

Jumbotron Really Trying To Push New Third-Down Cheer On Fans

SAN DIEGO—Noting that the phrase had appeared in large blue letters during each of the team’s offensive drives, sources at Qualcomm Stadium confirmed Friday that the Jumbotron was trying really hard to push a new third-down cheer on San Diego Chargers fans.
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A Look Back At The Career Of Peyton Manning: The Greatest Of All Time, Depending On Who You Ask, At Least Based On Passing Numbers

Peyton Manning Shows Up Five Months Early For Training Camp

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Manning To Take Some Time Before Deciding Dungy's Future

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Peyton Manning Studying Saints Game Film From 1974

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Colts Tap Quarterback Peyton Manning To Start Playoff Game

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Peyton On Beginning Of Manning Era In Denver: ‘I Will Break My Neck’

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Peyton Manning Comes Out As Gay For Football

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Peyton Manning Takes Advantage Of Indianapolis Trip To Visit Wife, Children

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Alarming MRI Shows Peyton Manning Has Been Dead For Past 6 Months

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Peyton Manning Cleared To Play Next Season After Passing Verbal Neck Exam

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Football Hall Of Fame Acquires Peyton Manning's Record-Breaking Touchdown-Throwing Arm

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Report: Peyton Manning Played Entire Season With 38-Year-Old Body

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Report: Peyton Manning Lacks Strength To Complete Longer Commercial Takes

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Aging Peyton Manning Now Forced To Take Field With Assistance Dog

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Broncos Quietly Bury Peyton Manning In Unmarked Grave Next To Stadium

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Nervous Peyton Manning Feeling Better After Vomiting Blood Before Game

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Family, Friends Concerned After Peyton Manning Wanders Away From Pocket

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Peyton Manning Tirelessly Studying Footage Of Athletes Denying Allegations

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Peyton Manning Fondly Recalls When Not Winning Super Bowl Was Most Damaging Part Of Legacy

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