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Rookie First Baseman Nervous To Chat With Baserunners

ATLANTA—Noting how important it is to make a good first impression, Pittsburgh Pirates rookie first baseman Josh Bell told reporters before Tuesday’s game against the Atlanta Braves that he’s still nervous about chatting with opposing baserunners.

Notable Athlete-Branded Products

With sports stars lending their names to everything from furniture to salsa, Onion Sports breaks down some of the most notable athlete-branded products.

MLB Bans Cruel Practice Of Castrating Mascots

NEW YORK—Saying that the “antiquated and barbaric procedure” has no place in modern baseball, MLB commissioner Rob Manfred announced Monday that the league was banning the brutal practice of castrating mascots.

Area Man Convinced He Could Have Been NFL Bust

DES MOINES, IA—Insisting that he possessed the physical and mental attributes to be one of the most disappointing draft picks of all time, local man Keith Parker, 34, was reportedly convinced Thursday that he could have been an NFL bust.

Dwight Howard Clearly Doesn’t Know Team’s Name

WASHINGTON—Noting his confused expression and uncertainty while shouting incorrect nicknames throughout the playoff game, sources confirmed Wednesday night that Atlanta Hawks center Dwight Howard clearly does not know his own team’s name.
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Peyton Manning Studying Saints Game Film From 1974

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Colts Tap Quarterback Peyton Manning To Start Playoff Game

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Peyton On Beginning Of Manning Era In Denver: ‘I Will Break My Neck’

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Peyton Manning Comes Out As Gay For Football

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Peyton Manning Takes Advantage Of Indianapolis Trip To Visit Wife, Children

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Alarming MRI Shows Peyton Manning Has Been Dead For Past 6 Months

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Peyton Manning Cleared To Play Next Season After Passing Verbal Neck Exam

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Football Hall Of Fame Acquires Peyton Manning's Record-Breaking Touchdown-Throwing Arm

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Report: Peyton Manning Played Entire Season With 38-Year-Old Body

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Report: Peyton Manning Lacks Strength To Complete Longer Commercial Takes

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Aging Peyton Manning Now Forced To Take Field With Assistance Dog

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Broncos Quietly Bury Peyton Manning In Unmarked Grave Next To Stadium

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Nervous Peyton Manning Feeling Better After Vomiting Blood Before Game

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Family, Friends Concerned After Peyton Manning Wanders Away From Pocket

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Peyton Manning Tirelessly Studying Footage Of Athletes Denying Allegations

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Peyton Manning Fondly Recalls When Not Winning Super Bowl Was Most Damaging Part Of Legacy

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MLB Bans Cruel Practice Of Castrating Mascots

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