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Vol 48 Issue 01

Called It!

CBS 10 p.m. EST/9 p.m. CST Chad and Kristen hook up just like you knew they would, while the storyline you predicted two weeks ago about Paige being the one who spread the rumor of Raven being pregnant is revealed.

All Of Area Man's Hard Work Finally Pays Off For Employer

SAN DIEGO—Following seven straight years of long hours at the office and sacrificed weekends and holidays, all of account manager Sam Hemstead's hard work and single-minded devotion to Pinnacle Automotive Insurance has finally paid off for CEO Charl...

Origin Story

Spike 8 p.m. EST/7 p.m. CST How Eli Wallach became the Flash.
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Just Like Everything Else!: Fox 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. ABC Pete's wife is still on him about building that darn shed, these kids are going to be the death of Sheila and Dave, and the hot next-door neighbor is up in EVERYBODY'S business! Sunday nights on ABC couldn't be any more familiar!

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Healthy Living

  • The Onion’s Guide To Gym Etiquette

    Every new year brings a surge in gym membership from new members nicknamed “resolutionists,” many of whom may be unaware that there are unspoken rules everyone must observe when working out.

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Optimism

Pathetic Goal Reached
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Kinko's Manager Hopes Child Stays Missing A Little Longer
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New Children's Hospital Filled To Capacity
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Mean Automakers Dash Nation's Hope For Flying Cars
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Silicon Valley Town Pinning Tourism Hopes On World's Largest Website
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Couple Brought Together Through Mutual Desperation
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Item Found In Garbage To Be Turned Into Lamp Someday
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Suburban Family Invests Hopes, Dreams In Gas Grill
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Miracle Of Birth Occurs For 83 Billionth Time
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Nation's Students To Give American Education System Yet Another Chance
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NASA Intern Hoping To Go On Space Walk Before He Leaves In June
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Ben Affleck Hoping Jason Bourne Has Sidekick In Next Movie
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Area Man Hoping Cell Phone Breaks So He Can Get Better One
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Self-Help Book Believes It Can Be A Bestseller Someday
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Nation's Unemployment Outlook Improves Drastically After Fifth Beer
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College Senior Hopes To Turn Love Of Data Entry Into Career
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