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SLIDESHOW 12.19.11 December 19, 2011 Vol 47 Issue 51

Remembering Kim Jong-il 

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N. Korea Wondering What It Has To Do To Attract U.S. Military Attention

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N. Korea Detonates 40 Years Of GDP

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Kim Jong-Il Interprets Sunrise As Act Of War

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In The Know: Kim Jong-Il's Approval Rating Plummets to 120%

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North Korea Releases New Paintings Of Healthy Kim Jong Il

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Kim Jong Il Announces Plan To Bring Moon To North Korea

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Kim Jong Il Ends Nuclear Program For Lead In Next 'Batman'

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Kim Jong-Un Privately Doubting He's Crazy Enough To Run North Korea

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Tensions Mount After North Korea Destroys All Of Asia

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