SLIDESHOW | Lance Armstrong: Cyclist, Survivor, Liar, Hero

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Gun vs. Knives

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Michelle Lokey and Grant Bergen

Michelle Lokey and Grant Bergen were united in marriage Saturday in a lovely ceremony during which, let’s face it, it crossed every guest’s mind at one point or another that the couple was going to have some real pale and mole-y children.
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SLIDESHOW | Lance Armstrong: Cyclist, Survivor, Liar, Hero

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