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Can Trump Follow Through On His Campaign Promises?

President-elect Donald Trump made a variety of lofty promises during his campaign as part of a pledge to “make America great again.” The Onion looks at several of these promises and evaluates whether Trump will be willing or able to follow through on them.

What You Need To Know About The Dakota Access Pipeline

Construction is currently stalled on the Dakota Access Pipeline, which would connect North Dakota’s Bakken Shale development to oil tank farms in Illinois, by protests led by members of the Standing Rock Sioux tribe. The Onion provides answers to key questions about the project.

What Can Americans Expect Under A Trump Presidency?

With two months until the inauguration of Donald Trump, many Americans are wondering what his term will look like and what his administration might accomplish. The Onion answers some common questions about Trump’s upcoming presidency

James Comey Quickly Reopens Clinton Email Investigation For Few More Minutes

‘Nope, Looks Like It’s All Good Here,’ Says FBI Director

WASHINGTON—In a letter addressed to Congress that was quickly followed by a second message retracting the first, FBI director James Comey is said to have briefly reopened the investigation into Hillary Clinton’s emails for several more minutes Friday.

Pollsters Admit They Underestimated Voters’ Adrenal Glands

WASHINGTON—In response to widespread criticism that they had failed to predict Donald Trump’s victory in the 2016 election, analysts from polling organizations around the nation admitted Thursday they had underestimated the influence of voters’ adrenal glands on the presidential race.
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The 2012 GOP Race: Looking Back On A Great Era In American Politics

Handmade Anti-Obama Sign Currently Frontrunner For Republican Presidential Nomination

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New GOP Strategy Involves Reelecting Obama, Making His Life Even More Miserable

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GOP Race Heats Up As Candidate In Coma More Appealing Than Rest of Field

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Mitt Romney Haunted By Past Of Trying To Help Uninsured Sick People

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Tim Pawlenty Shaves Off Every Hair On His Body In Really Weird Campaign Gaffe

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Even Newt Gingrich A Little Depressed By Prospect Of Him Running For President

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Michele Bachmann Announces Bid To Be Discussed More Than She Deserves In 2012

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God Urges Rick Perry Not To Run For President

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Huntsman Quietly Relieved To Be Polling Poorly Among GOP Voters

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Romney Courts Hispanic Vote With Animated Sombrero-Wearing Parrot

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Rick Santorum Relieved No One Has Asked Him About Interracial Marriage Yet

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Voters Slowly Realizing Santorum Believes Every Deranged Word That Comes Out Of His Mouth

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Huntsman Drops Out, Endorses Huntsman

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Latest GOP Debate Concludes With Candidates Wrestling Squealing Pig To Ground And Slaughtering It

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Heartbroken Santorum Condemns Gay Marriage For Two-Timing Jerks Like Nick

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White-Hot GOP Race Down To Two Mentally Ill People, Person Who Lost Nomination Last Time

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Handlers Constantly Reminding Gingrich To Stay On Uninspiring, Belittling Message

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Rick Santorum Asks U.S. Populace If He's Still Running For President

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Did The Media Treat Bachmann Unfairly Because She's An Insane Woman?

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Rick Perry Speech Electrifies 1,200 Scared, Miserable Racists

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Gingrich Privately Regretting Not Doing 'More Jew Stuff' On Florida Campaign Trail

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Romney Celebrates Florida Win With All-Night Miami Beach Rave

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Time Traveler From The Year 1998 Warns Nation Not To Elect Newt Gingrich

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Romney Now Flaunting His Wealth To Impress Voters

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Rick Perry Experiences Overwhelming Feeling Of Clarity And Contentment In Final Moments Before Death Of Campaign

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Herman Cain Endorses Who Gives A Fuck

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Romney Spends Most Of Factory Visit Yelling At Employees To Work Harder

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Poll Shows Best Part Of Primary Season Has Been Really Getting To Know, Spend Time With 4 Great Guys

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Poll: 63% Of Americans Say They Have A Problem With A Mormon President Who Is Also Mitt Romney

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Group Of '90s Footnotes Welcomes Gingrich Home

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Christie 2016 Comes From Nowhere To Win Republican Nomination

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