The 2012 GOP Race: Looking Back On A Great Era In American Politics

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Michelle Lokey and Grant Bergen

Michelle Lokey and Grant Bergen were united in marriage Saturday in a lovely ceremony during which, let’s face it, it crossed every guest’s mind at one point or another that the couple was going to have some real pale and mole-y children.
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The 2012 GOP Race: Looking Back On A Great Era In American Politics

Handmade Anti-Obama Sign Currently Frontrunner For Republican Presidential Nomination
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New GOP Strategy Involves Reelecting Obama, Making His Life Even More Miserable
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GOP Race Heats Up As Candidate In Coma More Appealing Than Rest of Field
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Mitt Romney Haunted By Past Of Trying To Help Uninsured Sick People
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Tim Pawlenty Shaves Off Every Hair On His Body In Really Weird Campaign Gaffe
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Even Newt Gingrich A Little Depressed By Prospect Of Him Running For President
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Michele Bachmann Announces Bid To Be Discussed More Than She Deserves In 2012
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God Urges Rick Perry Not To Run For President
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Huntsman Quietly Relieved To Be Polling Poorly Among GOP Voters
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Romney Courts Hispanic Vote With Animated Sombrero-Wearing Parrot
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Rick Santorum Relieved No One Has Asked Him About Interracial Marriage Yet
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Voters Slowly Realizing Santorum Believes Every Deranged Word That Comes Out Of His Mouth
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Huntsman Drops Out, Endorses Huntsman
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Latest GOP Debate Concludes With Candidates Wrestling Squealing Pig To Ground And Slaughtering It
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Heartbroken Santorum Condemns Gay Marriage For Two-Timing Jerks Like Nick
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White-Hot GOP Race Down To Two Mentally Ill People, Person Who Lost Nomination Last Time
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Handlers Constantly Reminding Gingrich To Stay On Uninspiring, Belittling Message
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Rick Santorum Asks U.S. Populace If He's Still Running For President
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Did The Media Treat Bachmann Unfairly Because She's An Insane Woman?
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Rick Perry Speech Electrifies 1,200 Scared, Miserable Racists
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Gingrich Privately Regretting Not Doing 'More Jew Stuff' On Florida Campaign Trail
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Romney Celebrates Florida Win With All-Night Miami Beach Rave
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Time Traveler From The Year 1998 Warns Nation Not To Elect Newt Gingrich
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Romney Now Flaunting His Wealth To Impress Voters
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Rick Perry Experiences Overwhelming Feeling Of Clarity And Contentment In Final Moments Before Death Of Campaign
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Herman Cain Endorses Who Gives A Fuck
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Romney Spends Most Of Factory Visit Yelling At Employees To Work Harder
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Poll Shows Best Part Of Primary Season Has Been Really Getting To Know, Spend Time With 4 Great Guys
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Poll: 63% Of Americans Say They Have A Problem With A Mormon President Who Is Also Mitt Romney
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Group Of '90s Footnotes Welcomes Gingrich Home
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Christie 2016 Comes From Nowhere To Win Republican Nomination
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