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How Campaigns Spend Their Money

The 2016 election cycle is shaping up to be the most expensive in American history, with most presidential candidates already having raised tens of millions of dollars for their respective campaigns. Here is a breakdown of just how that money is spent:

Fan Can’t Believe He Left 11 Seconds Into Ronda Rousey Fight

RIO DE JANEIRO—Kicking himself for not staying all the way until the end of the fight and subsequently missing its thrilling finish, local mixed martial arts fan Marcos Acosta expressed both disappointment and regret Tuesday for leaving UFC 190’s main event between Ronda Rousey and Bethe Correia after 11 seconds.
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Report: One In Three Americans Will Get Dessert If Someone Else Does

WASHINGTON—Noting that many of those surveyed reported feeling kind of full but could “probably make room” for ice cream or pie, a report published Thursday by the Pew Research Center found that nearly a third of Americans would be willing to get dessert if someone else does.

The Clinton Years

Clinton Vaguely Disappointed By Lack Of Assassination Attempts

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Clinton Declares Self President For Life

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Clinton Goes Back In Time, Teams Up With Golden-Age Clinton

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Clinton Suffering From Senioritis, White House Sources Say

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Clinton Becomes First President To Clear 18 Feet In Pole Vault

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Gore Already Regretting Promise To Help Clinton Move Out

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Cousin Oliver To Join White House For Last Year Of Clinton Presidency

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Clinton Blows Entire Paycheck

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Clinton Writes Fan Letter To Joan Jett

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Clinton Molested By Visiting Uncle

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Clinton Injected With Highly Unstable Experimental Growth Serum

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Clinton Takes Leave Of Office To Stand In Line For Star Wars: Episode I

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Clinton Unveils New Prize Hopping-Toad

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ZZ Top Grants Clinton Keys To Magic Hot Rod

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Clinton To PLO Terrorists: 'Leave The Girl Out Of It'

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Clinton Found Alive

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Clinton Makes Federal Budget Proposal More Dynamic With Color Charts From Kinko's

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Clinton Fires Cabinet After Watching X-Files

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Clinton Holds Summit With Magic Turtle

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Jawa Appointed Secretary Of Transportation

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Clinton Adopts New 'No Fear' Foreign Policy

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Clinton Takes Stand Against Harmful UV Radiation

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