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Journeyman Fan Joins Sixth NFL Team In 5 Years

HELENA, MT—Continuing his lengthy trek around the league, sources confirmed Friday that 36-year-old journeyman fan Brian Ferretti has joined the Arizona Cardinals, his sixth team in the past five years.

Is The Nation Ready For The Next Katrina?

Friday marks the 10-year anniversary of when Hurricane Katrina devastated New Orleans, and many commentators have argued that not enough has been done over the past decade to address infrastructure and emergency response issues that could put coastal cities nationwide, including New Orleans, at risk of a catastrophe on a similar scale. Is the nation prepared for another Katrina?

Department Of Labor Study Confirms Your Job Most Demanding

‘None Of Your Friends Understand How Hard It Is,’ Report Reads

WASHINGTON—Noting that the level of mental strain associated with the profession was far and away the highest recorded, a federal study on workplace conditions and occupational stress released Thursday has confirmed that your job is the most demanding career in the entire nation, and that none of your friends or family fully understand how hard it is.

Neighborhood Starting To Get Too Safe For Family To Afford

CHICAGO—Explaining that the sense of unease she felt walking to and from her home had declined markedly over the years, Humboldt Park resident Kirsten Healy expressed her disappointment to reporters Thursday that her neighborhood was becoming too safe for her family to afford.
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Clinton Vaguely Disappointed By Lack Of Assassination Attempts

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Clinton Declares Self President For Life

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Clinton Goes Back In Time, Teams Up With Golden-Age Clinton

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Clinton Suffering From Senioritis, White House Sources Say

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Clinton Becomes First President To Clear 18 Feet In Pole Vault

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Gore Already Regretting Promise To Help Clinton Move Out

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Cousin Oliver To Join White House For Last Year Of Clinton Presidency

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Clinton Blows Entire Paycheck

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Clinton Writes Fan Letter To Joan Jett

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Clinton Molested By Visiting Uncle

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Clinton Injected With Highly Unstable Experimental Growth Serum

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Clinton Takes Leave Of Office To Stand In Line For Star Wars: Episode I

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Clinton Unveils New Prize Hopping-Toad

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ZZ Top Grants Clinton Keys To Magic Hot Rod

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Clinton To PLO Terrorists: 'Leave The Girl Out Of It'

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Clinton Found Alive

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Clinton Makes Federal Budget Proposal More Dynamic With Color Charts From Kinko's

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Clinton Fires Cabinet After Watching X-Files

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Clinton Holds Summit With Magic Turtle

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Jawa Appointed Secretary Of Transportation

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Clinton Adopts New 'No Fear' Foreign Policy

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Clinton Takes Stand Against Harmful UV Radiation

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