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Vol 44 Issue 35

Mugabe Heckled By Parliament

President Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe was loudly derided as a murderer by the Movement for Democratic Change as he opened a meeting of parliament. What...
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  • Child Visiting Ellis Island Sees Where Grandparents Once Toured

    ELLIS ISLAND, NY—Pausing to imagine the throngs of people who must have arrived with them that day back in 1994, 12-year-old Max Bertrand reportedly spent his visit to Ellis Island this afternoon walking around the same immigrant station his grandparents once toured.

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Man Commits To New TV Show Just Hours After Getting Out Of 7-Season Series

UNION CITY, NJ—Recommending that he give himself the chance to pause and explore the other options out there, friends of local man Jonathan Gember expressed their concerns to reporters Wednesday that the 29-year-old is already committing to a new television show just hours after getting out of a seven-season-long series.

The Elderly

Nation’s Grandmothers Swept Up In Textile-Messaging Craze
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Area Senior Remembers A Simpler Time When His Anus Didn't Leak
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More Companies Phasing Out Retirement Option
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Area Grandmother Tries Indian Food
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Area Man Good For The Economy
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Human Affection Now Available Only From Grandparents, Down Syndrome Children
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Grandfathers Accidentally Switched At Hospital
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New Old People Magazine Gives Old People Something To Read While Waiting To Die
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Elderly Man Silently Wages War Against Pharmacy
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Seminal School-Portrait Photographer Dies At 92
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