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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Only College Student Staying On Campus Planning Saddest Thanksgiving Meal Of All Time

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Reporter Investigates Claims He Ruined His Family's Thanksgiving Dinner

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Mom Brought To Tears By Thing Picked Up At Airport

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Americans Enjoying Thanksgiving Tradition Of Sitting Around At Airport

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Obama Outlines Moral, Philosophical Justifications For Turkey Pardon

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20,000 Sacrificed In Annual Blood Offering To Corporate America

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FDA Approves Seconds

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Grandma Concerned About Dinner Roll Count

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26-Year-Old To See Every Asshole He Ever Went To High School With On Night Before Thanksgiving

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Making Family Gatherings Stress-Free

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Unstable Relative, Toddler Compete For Attention At Family Get-Together

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Study Finds Link Between Red Wine, Letting Mother Know What You Really Think

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95 Percent Of Opinions Withheld On Visit To Family

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Nation's Uncles Enter Last Stage Of Prep For Thursday's Thanksgiving Debates

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Who Are We Inviting To Thanksgiving?

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Cowboys' Presumed Thanksgiving Win To Cause Nation To Vomit Up Dinners

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New Balloons In This Year's Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

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Domino's Introduces Thanksgiving Feast Pizza

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In Thanksgiving Tradition, Bush Pardons Scooter Libby In Giant Turkey Costume

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BREAKING: Cousin Mark Coming After All

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Dez Bryant Smacks Son During Thanksgiving Game Promo

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Turkey Pardon Mishap Results In Accidental Release Of Serial Rapist

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Siblings Gather Around PowerPoint To Hash Out Off-Limits Topics For Thanksgiving

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Thousands Gather For Stuffing Of Giant Rockefeller Center Turkey

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White House Thanksgiving Turkey Detained Without Counsel

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Black Friday Deals

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How To Cook A Perfect Thanksgiving Turkey

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The Clemency Of Cranberry

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Winter Storm Threatens Homeless Man’s Plans To Survive Over Thanksgiving

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Thanksgiving By The Numbers

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FAA Issues Holiday Reminder That Planes Can Crash And Kill You

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Unclear Whether Grandpa Having Good Time

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The Onion’s Tips For Traveling Over The Holidays

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Pope Francis Canonizes Single Turkey In Annual Vatican Tradition

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Infertile Aunt Doing It Up Big At Kids Table

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