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Vol 49 Issue 23

Uncle vs. Uncle

truTV 9 p.m. EDT/8 p.m. CDT The only show on television that pits real uncles against real uncles in a competition of wit, strength, and general uncleship.

Couple Keeps Marriage Together For The Sake Of No One

Taylor Swift enters an alternate universe to date a body building George Harrison, a study finds that 83 percent of gamblers quit right before they would have hit the big one, and an Asian guy has a separate group of Asian friends.

U.S. Operating Massive Online Spying Program

The National Security Agency admitted to accessing the databases of many of the largest internet companies including Google, Facebook, Apple, and Skype, allowing the agency to mine the contents of emails, photos, videos, chats, and other online data.
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Scientists Posit Theoretical ‘Productive Weekend’

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The Onion's Coverage Of Internet Privacy

Google Opt Out Feature Lets Users Protect Privacy By Moving To Remote Village
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Google Responds To Privacy Concerns With Unsettlingly Specific Apology
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In The Know: Is The Government Spying On Paranoid Schizophrenics Enough?
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