The Onion's Finest Sports Photojournalism Of 2012

In This Section

Vol 48 Issue 51

2012 In Technology

The debut of the iPhone 5, the landing of NASA’s Curiosity rover on the surface of Mars, and the discovery of what is likely the Higgs boson were all major events this year.
End Of Section
  • More News
TV Listings
Just Like Everything Else!: Fox 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. ABC Pete's wife is still on him about building that darn shed, these kids are going to be the death of Sheila and Dave, and the hot next-door neighbor is up in EVERYBODY'S business! Sunday nights on ABC couldn't be any more familiar!

Special Coverage

Entertainment

Fun

  • Night Out Consecrated With Opening Exchange Of High-Fives

    CHARLOTTE, NC—Kicking off the evening with their customary expression of excitement and camaraderie, a group of friends reportedly consecrated their night out on the town Friday with a ceremonial opening exchange of high-fives.

The Onion's Finest Sports Photojournalism Of 2012

Rangers Mistakenly Attempt To Woo Roy Oswalt By Touting Dallas' Gay Nightlife Scene
Read Full Article
Eli Manning: 'My Mom And Dad Are Taking Me To Disney World!'
Read Full Article
NASCAR Driver's Parents Pay For Congratulatory Message On Side Of Son’s Car
Read Full Article
Adorable Jaguars Mail Peyton Manning Picture They Fingerpainted Of Him Wearing Jacksonville Jersey
Read Full Article
Tebow, Sanchez Vow To Work Together To Throw Football
Read Full Article
Big Brown Attempts Horse Racing Comeback As Jockey
Read Full Article
Jubilant Rangers Throw Skates Into Stands
Read Full Article
MLB Unsure Why It Ever Agreed To Hold League-Wide 'Teeny Tiny Boy Shorts Day'
Read Full Article
Nation Concerned Tiger Woods Only Has That One Red Shirt
Read Full Article
Creepy Fan In Bleachers Watching You More Than Game
Read Full Article
London Olympic Workers Use Crane To Lower Bob Costas In Front Of Crackling Fireplace
Read Full Article
London Opening Ceremonies End With Traditional Lighting Of Olympic Stadium
Read Full Article
Lakers Accidentally Trade For 7-Inch-Tall Center Dwink Howard
Read Full Article
Dickhead In Sanchez Jersey Turns Out To Be Mark Sanchez
Read Full Article
Cubs Fans Now Too Fat To Attend Games
Read Full Article
Back Judge From Packers, Seahawks Game Returns To Job As Air Traffic Controller
Read Full Article
Alabama State Constitution Changed to Just Read 'Roll Tide'
Read Full Article
John Madden Finally Just Eats RV
Read Full Article
MRI Reveals Derek Jeter Still Has Couple Shitty Seasons Left In Him
Read Full Article
Ben Roethlisberger Admits Wearing Steelers Throwback Jersey Lowest Point In His Life
Read Full Article
Eli Manning Reverts To 13-Year-Old Form After Making Wish To Be Kid Again
Read Full Article
Pistons Lose To Elementary School Girls Team After Big Night From 4'9" Center
Read Full Article
Next Story

Onion Video

Watch More