The People Who Mattered In 2010

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Vol 46 Issue 50

Julian Assange: Nobody Likes A Tattletale

Although Julian Assange sparked a media firestorm when he revealed thousands of pages of Pentagon reports proving that the U.S. military concealed more than 15,000 civilian deaths in Iraq, that rampant corruption and negligence among private contractors there poses a profound security risk, and that the U.S. State Department continually questions the strength of Russia's democracy, the fact remains that nobody wants to listen to an annoying little tattler.

Mark Zuckerberg - Gotta Hand It To The Little Fucker

No one made as large an impact on how we interact in 2010 as Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, who you really gotta hand it to, as much as you'd like to punch the little shit right in his smug, 26-year-old-billionaire face.
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The People Who Mattered In 2010

Glenn Beck - The Lone Voice Of Reason In An Age Of Hysteria
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LeBron James - Already An NBA Champion Of Friendship
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Abby Sunderland - Concocted History's Most Extreme Plan To Get Out Of A Summer Job
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Grýla - Responsible For The Year's Biggest Volcanic Eruption
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René Préval - Secretly Leading Haiti Into A Golden Age
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Elena Kagan - Trust Us, She Needed This Gig Real Bad
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Terry Jones - Could Have At Least Manned Up And Burned One Koran
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Landon Donovan - A Disgrace To The Soccer-Loving Country Of America
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The iPad - Wait Till You See What We're Doing With This One
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Kathryn Bigelow - First Woman To Win Oscar For Best Directress
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Silvio Berlusconi - I Think The Leader Of The World's 10th-Largest Economy Put Something In My Drink
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Liu Xiaobo - Going To Be Pretty Tough For The Chinese Government To Kill Now
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Manmohan Singh - The First Sikh Prime Minister Of...Okay, Here's What A Sikh Is
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Tony Hayward - The Brief, Shining Return Of The Classic British Gentleman
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