The Return Of Peyton: Trying To Solidify His Place As History's Third-Best Manning

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Romney Just Saying He Grew Up Poor In Memphis Now

RENO, NV—Abandoning his campaign’s previous strategies for winning over undecided voters in advance of November’s presidential election, sources are reporting that Republican nominee Mitt Romney is now just telling people he grew up des...

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Mark Carson has made it his duty to immediately inform friends and family of any celebrity deaths, no matter what the deceased’s level of fame.

Area Man Can't Imagine Life Without This Woman

Paul Ryan is knocked over by a pack of rambunctious Romney boys, a personal trainer makes a man put on a humiliating little show for the entire gym, and Google's 9/11 homepage design stirs controversy.

No One Murdered Because Of This Image

WASHINGTON—Following the publication of the image above, in which the most cherished figures from multiple religious faiths were depicted engaging in a lascivious sex act of considerable depravity, no one was murdered, beaten, or had their lives thr...
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The Return Of Peyton: Trying To Solidify His Place As History's Third-Best Manning

Broncos Receivers Worried Peyton Manning Going To Expose How Bad They Are
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Doctors Clear Peyton Manning To Let 300-Pound Men Slam Him Into The Ground As Hard As They Can
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Peyton Manning Goes On 3-Day Football-Playing Binge After Being Dumped By Colts
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Peyton Manning Congratulates Brother Eli: 'This Has Been The Worst Year Of My Life'
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Peyton Manning To Spend Several Weeks With Newborn Twins Before Naming Starting Child
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Peyton Manning's Head Falls Off
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