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The Vatican

Vatican Tightens Nocturnal Emissions Standards
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Priest Shortage Forces Vatican To Hire Temps To Deliver Sacred Rites
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Pope Vows To Crack Down On Crime In Vatican City Slum
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Pope Returns To Vatican With Comprehensive Plan To Blow Up United States
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Vatican Canonizes John Paul II As Patron Saint Of Ignoring Problem Until You Die
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