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Study: Majority Of Highlights Boring

UNIVERSITY PARK, PA—A three-year study of highlights across all major sports concluded that 94 percent of televised top plays and incredible displays of skill were in fact pretty boring.

Family Takes Rare Trip To The Good Mall

CORAL GABLES, FL—In a noteworthy departure from their usual shopping routine, the Dietrich family announced today that they would forego the regular mall near their home in favor of the good mall, located 45 minutes away.
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Little League Pitcher Just Getting Fucking Shelled

RED BANK, NJ—After watching the 11-year-old give up the fourth straight double that inning, sources confirmed Sunday afternoon that local Little League pitcher Dustin Bauer is getting absolutely fucking shelled out there.

The Vice-Presidency Of Joe Biden

Biden Says Life Better Than It Was 4 Years Ago But Nothing Can Touch Summer Of '87
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Joe Biden Hitchhikes To Democratic National Convention
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Biden To Honor Fallen Soldiers By Jumping Motorcycle Over Vietnam Memorial
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Biden Implores Obama To 'Rub One Out' Before Debate
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Biden Pins Up Guitar Lesson Flyers On White House Bulletin Board
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Biden Asks White House Visitor If He Wants To Check Out Roof
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Biden Calls Dibs On Qaddafi's Clothes
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Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway
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Joe Biden Shows Up To Inauguration With Ponytail
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Gaffe-Prone Biden Embarrasses Nation Yet Again By Sneezing During Meeting
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Biden Receives Lifetime Ban From Dave & Buster's
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Obama Asks Biden Not To Stand So Close
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Biden To Cool His Heels In Mexico For A While
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Biden Now A Purple Belt
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Biden Invites Nation's Women To Tax Code Discussion At Private Mountain Chalet
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Bounced Joe Biden Check Still Taped Up In Delaware Liquor Store
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