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Another U.S. Downgrade Looming

Due to the inability of Congress to make any long-term budget fixes, experts are predicting another credit-rating downgrade for the United States.

Republican Presidential Debate

Fox News 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. CDT For 35 minutes, former Utah governor Jon Huntsman tries and fails to shoehorn his sensible opinion into the debate before finally blurting out "People on welfare should starve to death" in order to get the moderato...

Something Sliding Around In Coffin

The government reduces Bernie Madoff's sentence in exchange for infiltrating and fixing the economy, leaf hunting season begins, and something is sliding around in this coffin. It's the week of October 17th, 2011.
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Leaf-Hunting Season Begins
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Federal Government To Reduce Madoff's Sentence If He Can Infiltrate U.S. Economy In 48 Hours And Turn It Around
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New Decoy Website Launched To Lure Away All Moronic Internet Commenters
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Former 'Munsters' Star Butch Patrick To Write Autobiography On Word Processor Bought At Yard Sale
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Republican Coma Candidate Dominates GOP Debate
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Report: 40,000 People Died On Ferris Wheels This Summer
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Mother's Little Angel Just Made Fun Of Classmate's Weight For 30 Straight Minutes
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Nation Gathers Around Radio Set To Listen To Big Ball Game
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GOP Race Heats Up As Candidate In Coma More Appealing Than Rest of Field
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Something Sliding Around In Coffin
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