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Vol 48 Issue 35

Gun vs. Knives

Game Show 4:00 p.m. EDT/3:00 p.m. CDT Can Team Knife turn it around?

Michelle Lokey and Grant Bergen

Michelle Lokey and Grant Bergen were united in marriage Saturday in a lovely ceremony during which, let’s face it, it crossed every guest’s mind at one point or another that the couple was going to have some real pale and mole-y children.

Days Of Our Lives

NBC 1:00 p.m. EDT/12:00 p.m. CDT A volatile Jennifer pulls a knife on Sonny in the last episode you’ll watch before going back to school for fall.
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