The Week In Pictures – Week Of April 1, 2013

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Vol 49 Issue 13

Businessman Does His Work Lying On Bed Like Schoolgirl

An aquarium unveils its new 'Floating Carcasses of the Pacific' exhibit, a guy with 10,000 tweets and 15 followers is about ready to hang it up, and a local father buys string cheese to make coming to his house more fun. It's the week of March 29, 2013.

Arizona Gun Advocates Launch Free Shotgun Giveaway

A group funded by local gun enthusiasts’ donations announced plans to provide free shotguns to citizens in troubled sections of Tucson, AZ, the site of the 2011 mass shooting that left former congresswoman Gabby Giffords severely wounded.
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  • Night Out Consecrated With Opening Exchange Of High-Fives

    CHARLOTTE, NC—Kicking off the evening with their customary expression of excitement and camaraderie, a group of friends reportedly consecrated their night out on the town Friday with a ceremonial opening exchange of high-fives.

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Report: Dad Wants To Show You Where Fuse Box Is

YOUR LOCATION—Noting that it’s important to be prepared in case of emergencies but it’s also a good thing to know in general, your dad announced today that he wants to show you where the fuse box is.

The Week In Pictures – Week Of April 1, 2013

Jessica Simpson Goes On Tour To Promote The Novel She Read
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Divorced Father Buys String Cheese To Make Coming To His Place Fun
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Man Has Trouble Growing Full Beard Of Bees
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Man Cautiously Avoids Barnes & Noble Section Where Teens Check Out Graphic Novels
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Coworker Running NCAA Tournament Pool Really Relishing His One Week Of Significance
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Stars Of Canceled Show Terrified Fans Will Raise Money For Movie
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Wikipedia Users Surprised Nobody's Made Page For John Lennon Yet
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Kim Jong-Un Comes Out In Support Of Gay Marriage: 'I'm Not A Monster'
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Supreme Court Justices Brought To Tears By Heartfelt Testimony Of Bigot Who Hates Gay People
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Anderson Cooper Throws Another Box Of Letters From Gay Children Into Dumpster
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Report: It Pretty Incredible That Americans Entrusted With Driving Cars
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Mom Hasn't Ordered Favorite Pizza Topping In Over A Decade
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Aquarium Unveils 'Floating Carcasses Of The Pacific' Exhibit
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Guy With 10,000 Tweets, 15 Followers About Ready To Hang It Up
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Mississippi Bans Soft Drinks Smaller Than 20 Ounces
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