The Week In Pictures – Week Of April 14, 2014

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Vol 50 Issue 15

Xylophonist Shredding It

Everyone in a bustling Chinese parade is attempting to elude pursuers, newly discovered cave paintings suggest early man was battling a lot of inner demons, and a xylophonist is shredding it.

Alabama Quietly Strikes Bo Bice Day From State Calendar

MONTGOMERY, AL—Conceding that there was no longer a need to formally acknowledge the accomplishments of American Idol fourth season runner-up and Alabama native Bo Bice, state officials Friday quietly moved to strike Bo Bice Day from the offi...
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Just Like Everything Else!: Fox 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. ABC Pete's wife is still on him about building that darn shed, these kids are going to be the death of Sheila and Dave, and the hot next-door neighbor is up in EVERYBODY'S business! Sunday nights on ABC couldn't be any more familiar!

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  • Night Out Consecrated With Opening Exchange Of High-Fives

    CHARLOTTE, NC—Kicking off the evening with their customary expression of excitement and camaraderie, a group of friends reportedly consecrated their night out on the town Friday with a ceremonial opening exchange of high-fives.

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The Week In Pictures – Week Of April 14, 2014

Weeping Willow Gets Bangs
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Physician Shoots Off A Few Adderall Prescriptions To Improve Yelp Rating
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Man Begins Life In New City By Taking Last Ever Walk Around Neighborhood
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Woman In Kickboxing Class Can Tell She’s Going To Whine About How Sore She Is In The Morning
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New Employee Finally Around Long Enough To Be Deemed Incompetent
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Jock Scientists Discover Gay Gene In Carl
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Couple Keeps It Interesting By Bickering In Different Positions, Rooms
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Person Cropped Out Of Match.com Picture Clearly Buzz Lightyear
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Fashion Industry Declares Hottest Spring Look Is Upbeat Attitude
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U.S. Surgeon General Recommends Patching Things Up With Father-In-Law
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Alcohol Unfairly Blamed For Local Man’s Impaired Judgment
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Determined Restaurant Patrons Tough It Out On Chilly Patio
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Statue Of Liberty Corporation To Shut Down All But New York Flagship Statue
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Biologists Confirm God Evolved From Chimpanzee Deity
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Progressive Zoo Houses Animals In Natural Destroyed Habitat
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