The Week In Pictures – Week Of April 21, 2014

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Vol 50 Issue 16

Ronald McDonald Gets Millennial Makeover

McDonald’s officials announced this week that they are redesigning longtime mascot Ronald McDonald with a new outfit and will begin mentioning him on Twitter using the hashtag #ronaldmcdonald, though he does not yet have an account of his own.

Local TCBY Has Missed Past 2 Logo Changes

Obama spends another night searching behind White House paintings for safes, an autopsy determines a total loser's corpse contained no traces of drugs or alcohol, and a superstitious Delta Airlines adds busty mermaids to its plane noses.
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  • Night Out Consecrated With Opening Exchange Of High-Fives

    CHARLOTTE, NC—Kicking off the evening with their customary expression of excitement and camaraderie, a group of friends reportedly consecrated their night out on the town Friday with a ceremonial opening exchange of high-fives.

The Week In Pictures – Week Of April 21, 2014

Margin Notes Left On Menu From Previous Ruby Tuesday Customer
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Man With No Plans Just Too Exhausted To Go Out
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What Up, This Is Ice Cube And Today, After Weeks Of Delays, I’m Going To Take You On A Ride Along
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Michelle Obama, Hillary Clinton, Barbara Bush Hit D.C. Bar Scene For First Ladies Night Specials
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Group Of Fifth-Grade Boys Discover Pile Of Naked Ladies Discarded In Woods
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Community Theater Gives Part Of Blanche DuBois To Kathy Fucking Hamilton
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Good Charlotte Recording 10 New Songs To Be Played At Low Volume In P.F. Chang’s
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George W. Bush Debuts New Paintings Of Dogs, Friends, Ghost Of Iraqi Child That Follows Him Everywhere
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Area Man Cleans Apartment Once Every Relationship
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New Employee Still Eager Enough To Pick Up Slack For Coworkers
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Dad Announces Plan To Honk When He’s Out Front
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Roman Centurion Crawling Out Of New York City Manhole In For One Wacky Adventure
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Newly Discovered Cave Paintings Suggest Early Man Was Battling A Lot Of Inner Demons
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Moviegoer Manages To Sneak Candy Past Teenage Usher Earning $7 An Hour
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