The Week In Pictures – Week Of April 22, 2013

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Vol 49 Issue 16

Lakers vs. Spurs

The Lakers face the Spurs in the first round of the NBA playoffs, reigniting a rivalry not quite as old as most of the players involved.

Louis Charles

Louis Charles, 17, added a little water to the nearly empty mustard bottle so his parents wouldn’t be able to tell he took some.

Catholic Teen's Life Ends At Conception

Next week's school shooting victims thank the members of Senate for failing to pass the gun bill, the cutest guy in an office is not particularly attractive, and an area man is tired of rushing home to hug his loved ones.
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Productivity

Scientists Posit Theoretical ‘Productive Weekend’

CAMBRIDGE, MA—Challenging long-accepted scientific convention, a group of leading MIT scientists published a report Thursday positing that, under certain rare and specific conditions, a so-called “productive weekend” is theoretically pos...

Comfort

  • Entire Room Mentally Shaving Man's Facial Hair

    WHITE PLAINS, NY—Stunned and visibly offended by the sheer volume of facial hair visible before them, every single customer at local diner Hubbard's this morning was reportedly eyeing 28-year-old fellow patron David Kellerman and mentally shaving of...

The Week In Pictures – Week Of April 22, 2013

This What World Like Now
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Area Man Growing A Little Tired Of Rushing Home To Hug Loved Ones
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Authorities: Sadly, There Are Many People Who Could Have Done This
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Justin Bieber Fan Jealous Of Anne Frank
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Every Family Member's Birthday Now Marred By Some Tragedy
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KFC Introduces New Boneless CEO
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Suicide Note Surprisingly Upbeat
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Boss Has Deft Touch For Making Employees Feel Like Shit
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The Onion's Tips For Finding A Suspected Terrorist
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BREAKING: 'The Onion' In Kill Range Of Boston Bomber Suspect
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UPDATE: ‘The Onion’ Apologizes For Killing Innocent Boston Man Tom Mahoney
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Cutest Guy In Whole Office Not Even Particularly Attractive
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Next Week's School Shooting Victims Thank Senate For Failing To Pass Gun Bill
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Internet Comes Up With 8.5 Million Leads On Potential Boston Bombing Suspect
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VIRAL VIDEO: High School Sophomore Sinks Incredible, Unnecessary Half-Court Shot
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