The Week In Pictures – Week Of August 11, 2014

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McDonald’s Testing 60-Second Drive-Thru Guarantee

Select McDonald’s restaurants in South Florida are testing out a new promotion that guarantees drive-thru customers a 60-seconds-or-less wait period for food or else they’ll get a free sandwich on a future visit, which has drawn criticism from...
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The Week In Pictures – Week Of August 11, 2014

Employer Totally Botches Job Interview
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Man Under Impression He Went Down Fighting
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Study: Average American Has Over 9 Million Imagined Sexual Partners In Lifetime
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Michelle Obama Can Still Hear Their Little Labored Breaths When She Closes Her Eyes
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Civilian Casualty Flattered To Have Been Mistaken For Hamas Leader
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Sex Toy Discreetly Shipped In Plain Dildo-Shaped Box
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Wife Already Knows The One Thing She’ll Say That Can Never Be Taken Back
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Seventh-Grader Only Has 2 Weeks Left To Acquire Cool Identity By First Day Of School
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Homosexuality Only Thing Parents Can Accept About Son
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Maybelline Introduces New Ideal-Woman Rubber Mask To Use In Place Of Makeup
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New Study Finds Running For 20 Minutes Each Day Could Add Years Of Soreness To Life
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Report Finds Children Of Parents Often Become Parents Themselves
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Report: Average Person Spends 27% Of Lifetime In The Way
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Frito-Lay Contest Offers Consumers Chance To Appear In Upcoming Bag Of SunChips
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Rest Of Evening Spent Declaring Asshole Not Going To Ruin Evening
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