The Week In Pictures – Week Of August 12, 2013

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Vol 49 Issue 33

Government Finally Admits Existence Of Area 51

In declassified CIA documents, the government officially acknowledged for the first time ever the existence of Area 51, saying that the top-secret location in the Nevada desert was created as a testing site for the U-2 spy plane in the 1950s.

Dog Unaware It Isn't Starving

Scientists finally pronounce the human genome, a new report finds that the Washington Redskins’ name is only offensive if you think about what it means, and a bigoted asshole makes the best barbecue.
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The Week In Pictures – Week Of August 12, 2013

Royal Baby Spits Up On Great-Grandmother
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Iowa State Fair Guards Told To Shoot Non–Iowa Residents On Sight
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Report: Only Thing A-Rod Guilty Of Is Trying To Win Ballgames
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‘The Onion’ Salutes Our Friend Mahmoud Ahmadinejad On A Job Well Done
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Dolphin Spends Amazing Vacation Swimming With Stockbroker
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Bob Woodward Gets New Job
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Taylor Swift Now In Long-Distance Relationship With Curiosity Rover
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Members Of Opening Band Walking Among Crowd During Intermission Like Gods Among Men
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Masochist Dog Enjoys Being Walked Around On Leash While Naked
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Obama Not Sure How To Tell Nation This, But He Ran Over Jimmy Carter With Car Last Night
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Blood-Spattered Suri Cruise Drags Dog Carcass To Mother’s Doorstep
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