The Week In Pictures – Week Of August 19, 2013

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Government Finally Admits Existence Of Area 51

In declassified CIA documents, the government officially acknowledged for the first time ever the existence of Area 51, saying that the top-secret location in the Nevada desert was created as a testing site for the U-2 spy plane in the 1950s.

Dog Unaware It Isn't Starving

Scientists finally pronounce the human genome, a new report finds that the Washington Redskins’ name is only offensive if you think about what it means, and a bigoted asshole makes the best barbecue.

Tips For Hosting A Fantasy Football Draft

Fantasy football leagues across the country are gearing up for the NFL season. Here are some tips for hosting the perfect fantasy football draft. Be sure to tidy up a bit before allowing 11 overweight, increasingly intoxicated men to rampage throu...
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The Week In Pictures – Week Of August 19, 2013

Bigoted Asshole Makes The Best Barbecue
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Headline About So-Called Lobsterman Extremely Misleading
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Colorado Boy Asks Nation Not To Find His Missing Little Brother
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Man Made Clear-Headed Choice To Upload Series Of Online Videos Explaining How To Install Surround Sound Speakers
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‘Expendables 3’ Cast Requests To Be Paid In Steroids, Meat
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Israel Builds New Settlement To Host Palestinian Peace Talks
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Teen Choice Awards Honor Cory Monteith With Posthumous Surfboard
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Woman At Supermarket Imagines Entire Narrative Where Bagger Is Happy With Life
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Man Taking Photo With iPad Oblivious To How Badass He Looks
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Riotous, Chanting Iowa State Fair Crowd Gathers For Annual Deep-Frying Of Virgin
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Father Teaches Son How To Fly Into Rage Over Completely Inconsequential Bullshit
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Pornographic Website Visitor Chooses Subscription That’s Right For Him
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Cat Seemed Perfectly Content Right Up Until Point He Bolted Out Of Room
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Russian Man Recalls Oppressive Days Under Communism When No One Could Speak Freely Or Protest Government
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Group Of Friends Engage In Passionate, Incoherent Discussion About Current Events
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