The Week In Pictures – Week Of August 25, 2014

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Researchers: Panda Faked Pregnancy To Get More Bamboo

After discovering the marsupial wasn't actually pregnant as believed, researchers at the Chengu Giant Panda Breeding Research Center in China said that giant panda Ai Hin faked being pregnant in order to receive more bamboo, extra fruit treats, and a nice...
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The Week In Pictures – Week Of August 25, 2014

Area Facebook User Incredibly Stupid
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Fireflies Almost Salvage Man’s Shitty Day
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Fourth-Grade Teacher Polishing Up Speech On This Not Being Third Grade Anymore
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The Pros And Cons Of Militarizing The Police
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Battleship Awkwardly Propped Up Against Ferguson Police Department
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Teary-Eyed Wrestlers Bid Farewell To Friends Made At SummerSlam
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Chinese Journalists Bemoan Decline Of Traditional State-Run Newspapers, Rise Of State-Run New Media
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Study Finds 79% Of Statistics Now Sobering
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Study: Human Hearing Most Acute When Listening To Arguing Parents From Top Of Stairs
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U.S. Forest Service Kills Off Smokey Bear To Get People Serious About Fire Safety
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Salt Lake City Hoping To Boost Tourism By Reminding Visitors They’re Free To Leave At Any Time
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Washed-Up Toddler Can’t Point Out Things Like He Used To
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Campus Tour Guide Reminds Students At Each Stop They Have To Get In First
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Night Out Thrown Off-Balance By Friend Unexpectedly Bringing Someone
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Bored Kim Jong-Un Stacks Entire North Korean Populace Into Human Pyramid To Kill Time
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