The Week In Pictures – Week Of August 4, 2014

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The Week In Pictures – Week Of August 4, 2014

T.J. Maxx Job Application Just Asks Prospective Employees How Much They Plan To Shoplift
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Assisted Care Facility Hits Grand Fucking Slam With Little Styrofoam Cups Of Sherbet
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Open-Minded Man Would Be Willing To Look Past Jennifer Lawrence’s Flaws
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ExxonMobil, Chevron Locked In Bidding War To Acquire Lucrative Pennsylvania Senator
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Guy Riding ATV Has Really Been Looking Forward To Breaking His Neck On Wooded Trail
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Grandpa Looking Absolutely Precious In New Baseball Cap
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Person Who Will Embalm You Walking Around Out There
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FDA Approves First Artificial Tumor
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New Kindle Helps Readers Show Off By Shouting Title Of Book Loudly And Repeatedly
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Report: Majority Of CIA Now Ready To Install Female World Leader
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Area Man Somewhat Disturbed To Think Perfect Woman For Him Out There Somewhere
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Study Finds College Still More Worthwhile Than Spending 4 Years Chained To Radiator
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Hillary Clinton Spends Busy Day Fueling Speculation, Not Ruling Things Out
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New Study Finds Running For 20 Minutes Each Day Could Add Years Of Soreness To Life
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GlaxoSmithKline Releases New Drug To Treat People Who Just Feel Sort Of Weird Sometimes
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