The Week In Pictures – Week Of February 24, 2014

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Vol 50 Issue 08

Obese Americans Get Less Than 4 Hours Of Exercise Per Year

According to a new study from researchers at the University of Alabama, the average obese American gets fewer than 4 hours of “vigorous exercise” per year, with obese men averaging 3.6 hours of vigorous exercise per year and obese women gettin...
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The Week In Pictures – Week Of February 24, 2014

Delighted Health Insurance Executives Gather In Outdoor Coliseum To Watch Patient Battle Cancer
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Fourth-Grader Drawing Big Blank On Which Year 9/11 Terror Attacks Occurred
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Nation’s Shark Experts: ‘You Could’ve Had This Job’
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Real-Life Nancy Drew Traces Source Of Her HPV
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Study: More Children Growing Up In Single-Parrot Households
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Man Spends Entire Weekend Binge-Watching Neighbor
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Netflix Introduces New ‘Browse Endlessly’ Plan
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Anderson Cooper Decides To Keep Recent Gay Conversion Therapy Private
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9/11 Truther Vows Not To Rest Until Everyone Knows He An Asshole
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Emergency Crews Attempt To Rescue Olympic Figure Skater Who Fell Through Ice
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15-Year-Old Figure Skating Sensation No Match For Zamboni
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Supposed Adult Pays Man To Sit In Room And Listen To Him Talk About His Feelings
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New Parents Wisely Start College Fund That Will Pay For 12 Weeks Of Education
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