The Week In Pictures – Week Of February 24, 2014

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Vol 50 Issue 08

Obese Americans Get Less Than 4 Hours Of Exercise Per Year

According to a new study from researchers at the University of Alabama, the average obese American gets fewer than 4 hours of “vigorous exercise” per year, with obese men averaging 3.6 hours of vigorous exercise per year and obese women gettin...
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The Week In Pictures – Week Of February 24, 2014

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The Onion's Tips For Healthy Eating
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9/11 Truther Vows Not To Rest Until Everyone Knows He An Asshole
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Supposed Adult Pays Man To Sit In Room And Listen To Him Talk About His Feelings
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