The Week In Pictures – Week Of February 3, 2014

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Vol 50 Issue 05

Fun Sticker Placed On Child's Ventilator

Fifty-seven women are stoned to death during the annual Riyadh fashion week, a frantic Biden searches a dog shelter for a Bo look-alike, and a fun sticker is placed on a child’s ventilator.

Report: It Too Soon To Glance Back At Attractive Person

PORTLAND—Citing the fact that you just made eye contact with her and doing so again right away might come across as creepy, a new report released today has confirmed that it’s still too soon to glance back at the attractive person behind you.

International Olympians To Watch

With the 2014 Winter Olympics underway in Sochi, Russia, Onion Sports provides a comprehensive guide to the most exciting international athletes.
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The Week In Pictures – Week Of February 3, 2014

Area Child Disappointed To Learn Parents’ Love Unconditional
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New Dating Website Helps Plus-Size Jewish Plane Crash Survivors Find Love
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Spookiest Halloween Sound Effects Album Grammy Goes To Lord Chillingsworth
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Surgeon General Advises Being 19 Years Old With 100 Bucks In Your Pocket And Your Whole Life In Front Of You
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Report: Everyone You’ve Ever Had A Crush On Secretly Had A Crush On You, They Still Do, And They’re Waiting For You
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Kid Figures He’ll Go Down Slide 35 More Times Then Call It A Day
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Doctor Quickly Scribbles Prescription That Will Lead To 30-Year Battle With Painkiller Addiction
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Obama Throws Small Business Owner Into Seat, Tells Him To Just Smile And Keep His Fucking Mouth Shut
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Dad Delivers State Of The Union Rebuttal Directly Into Television Screen
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Man Getting Screwed By Company’s $180,000 Health Deductible
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Increasingly Worried Man Hasn’t Yet Come Across Any Guacamole In Burrito
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Area Grandma Enjoys Flourishing Correspondence With Mailer-Daemon
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Horrified Man Suddenly Realizes He’s Putting Down Roots In Charlotte
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Study Finds 60% Of Parents Too Busy With Divorce To Worry About Football Safety
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Report: Today The Day They Find Out You’re A Fraud
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