The Week In Pictures – Week Of January 13, 2014

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President Curbing NSA Spying

In an effort to address citizens’ privacy and civil liberty concerns, President Obama announced today that intelligence agencies would now be required to obtain a court’s permission to access metadata from telephones.

Michelle Obama Turns 50

First Lady Michelle Obama turns 50 years old today and will celebrate with a birthday party at the White House tomorrow night, which has been described on official invitations as an evening of “Snacks & Sips & Dancing & Dessert.” W...

Scientist: Cats View Owners As Large Cats

In his new book Cat Sense, British biologist and animal behavior expert John Bradshaw argues that domestic cats view their owners as large, non-hostile cats, such as a mother cat or an older, larger relative.

The Onion’s Oscar Picks

Following this morning’s announcement of the 86th Academy Awards nominations, many pundits are calling this year’s Oscar race one of the most wide open in recent memory.
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The Week In Pictures – Week Of January 13, 2014

Nation Finishes Romantically Pairing Off Except For The Losers
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Study Finds 90% Of Adopted Children’s Biological Parents Own Mansions
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Big, Sloppy Chicken Parm Hovers Alluringly Above Nation
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Girlfriend Overdoses On Lotion
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Taxpayer Outraged
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Delta Airlines Counter Agent Assures Man He Will Never See His Family Again
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Media Company Looking For Ways To Get Rid Of Veteran 24-Year-Old Employee
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New Teen Trend ‘Walking Wet And Nude’ Couldn’t Have Caught On At Worse Time
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Classmates Admit School Shooter Showed Them, Showed Them All
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‘It’s Not Too Late To Reverse The Alarming Trend Of Climate Change,’ Scientists Who Know It’s Too Late Announce
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Hampton Inn Concierge Has Long Working Relationship With Chili’s Hostess
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Study: This Descended From Wolves
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Mannequin Must Think He’s Some Pretty Hot Shit
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Adopted Child Sick Of Gay Parents Forcing Him To Watch Them Have Sex
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The Onion Looks Back At 'E.T.'
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